The scene: a brightly lit dance studio somewhere in the Underworld. kugarra and galatur in eighties style aerobics gear face a row of moaning, pregnant goddesses.

kugarra: Ok Girls! Now it’s time for our Kegel’s! Remember, it’s like you’re taken the elevator up from the basement to the third floor! Strengthen those muscles! You don’t want the galla to visit you in the birth center do you? Breathe deep. Focus, That’s it!

Goddess: Oh, oh, my peremium!

galatur: Good vocalizing, Kali! Everybody, ‘Oh, Oh, your perenium’

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