Why do I breastfeed? Too lazy for bottles.

Cosleep? Too lazy to put the baby in a crib.

Babywearing? Too lazy to carry a stroller around, keep it clean, set t up and break it down, etc…Why is my baby napping in a sling on my chest? Too lazy to take her upstairs and put her to bed.

Why do I cloth diaper? Too lazy/broke to buy diapers every week.

Today, I am SERIOUSLY considering homeschooling on the grounds that I may well be too lazy to take my kid to school every day and pick her up again a few hours later.

(this came out of a conversation with another mom about how we do all these things that look like work because we can’t be bothered with modern “conveniences” that actually take more time/money)